A RECOLLECTION OF A SURREY MELODRAMA.
THE sun was setting in its wonted west,When HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Met MAHRY DAUBIGNY,the Village Rose,Under the Wizard's Oak old trystingplace Of those who loved in rosy Aquitaine.
They thought themselves unwatched,but they were not;For HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Found in LIEUTENANTCOLONEL JOOLES DUBOSCA rival,envious and unscrupulous,Who thought it not foul scorn to dodge his steps,And listen,unperceived,to all that passed Between the ****** little Village Rose And HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores.
A clumsy barrackbully was DUBOSC,Quite unfamiliar with the wellbred tact That animates a proper gentleman In dealing with a girl of humble rank.
You'll understand his coarseness when I say He would have married MAHRY DAUBIGNY,And dragged the unsophisticated girl Into the whirl of fashionable life,For which her singularly rustic ways,Her breeding (moral,but extremely rude),Her language (chaste,but ungrammatical),Would absolutely have unfitted her.
How different to this unreflecting boor Was HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores.
Contemporary with the incident Related in our opening paragraph,Was that sad war 'twixt Gallia and ourselves That followed on the treaty signed at Troyes;And so LIEUTENANTCOLONEL JOOLES DUBOSC
(Brave soldier,he,with all his faults of style)And HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Were sent by CHARLES of France against the lines Of our Sixth HENRY (Fourteen twentynine),To drive his legions out of Aquitaine.
When HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Returned,suspecting nothing,to his camp,After his meeting with the Village Rose,He found inside his barrack letterbox A note from the commanding officer,Requiring his attendance at headquarters.
He went,and found LIEUTENANTCOLONEL JOOLES.
"Young HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,This night we shall attack the English camp:
Be the 'forlorn hope'yours you'll lead it,sir,And lead it too with credit,I've no doubt.
As every man must certainly be killed (For you are twenty 'gainst two thousand men),It is not likely that you will return.
But what of that?you'll have the benefit Of knowing that you die a soldier's death."
Obedience was young HONGREE'S strongest point,But he imagined that he only owed Allegiance to his MAHRY and his King.
"If MAHRY bade me lead these fated men,I'd lead them but I do not think she would.
If CHARLES,my King,said,'Go,my son,and die,'
I'd go,of course my duty would be clear.
But MAHRY is in bed asleep,I hope,And CHARLES,my King,a hundred leagues from this.
As for LIEUTENANTCOLONEL JOOLES DUBOSC,How know I that our monarch would approve The order he has given me tonight?
My King I've sworn in all things to obey I'll only take my orders from my King!"
Thus HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Interpreted the terms of his commission.
And HONGREE,who was wise as he was good,Disguised himself that night in ample cloak,Round flapping hat,and vizor mask of black,And made,unnoticed,for the English camp.
He passed the unsuspecting sentinels (Who little thought a man in this disguise Could be a proper object of suspicion),And ere the curfew bell had boomed "lights out,"
He found in audience Bedford's haughty Duke.
"Your Grace,"he said,"start not be not alarmed,Although a Frenchman stands before your eyes.
I'm HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores.
My Colonel will attack your camp tonight,And orders me to lead the hope forlorn.
Now I am sure our excellent KING CHARLES
Would not approve of this;but he's away A hundred leagues,and rather more than that.
So,utterly devoted to my King,Blinded by my attachment to the throne,And having but its interest at heart,I feel it is my duty to disclose All schemes that emanate from COLONEL JOOLES,If I believe that they are not the kind Of schemes that our good monarch would approve."
"But how,"said Bedford's Duke,"do you propose That we should overthrow your Colonel's scheme?"
And HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores,Replied at once with neverfailing tact:
"Oh,sir,I know this cursed country well.
Entrust yourself and all your host to me;I'll lead you safely by a secret path Into the heart of COLONEL JOOLES'array,And you can then attack them unprepared,And slay my fellowcountrymen unarmed."
The thing was done.The DUKE of BEDFORD gave The order,and two thousand fighting men Crept silently into the Gallic camp,And slew the Frenchmen as they lay asleep;And Bedford's haughty Duke slew COLONEL JOOLES,And gave fair MAHRY,pride of Aquitaine,To HONGREE,SubLieutenant of Chassoores.
