登陆注册
38560000000269

第269章

LETTERS 1907-08.A DEGREE FROM OXFORD.THE NEW HOME AT REDDINGThe author, J.Howard Moore, sent a copy of his book, The Universal Kinship, with a letter in which he said: "Most humorists have no anxiety except to glorify themselves and add substance to their pocket-books by ****** their readers laugh.You have shown, on many occasions, that your mission is not simply to antidote the melancholy of a world, but includes a real and intelligent concern for the general welfare of your fellowman."The Universal Kinship was the kind of a book that Mark Twain appreciated, as his acknowledgment clearly shows.

To Mr.J.Howard Moore:

Feb.2, '07.

DEAR MR.MOORE, The book has furnished me several days of deep pleasure and satisfaction; it has compelled my gratitude at the same time, since it saves me the labor of stating my own long-cherished opinions and reflections and resentments by doing it lucidly and fervently and irascibly for me.

There is one thing that always puzzles me: as inheritors of the mentality of our reptile ancestors we have improved the inheritance by a thousand grades; but in the matter of the morals which they left us we have gone backward as many grades.That evolution is strange, and to me unaccountable and unnatural.Necessarily we started equipped with their perfect and blemishless morals; now we are wholly destitute; we have no real, morals, but only artificial ones--morals created and preserved by the forced suppression of natural and hellish instincts.Yet we are dull enough to be vain of them.Certainly we are a sufficiently comical invention, we humans.

Sincerely Yours, S.L.CLEMENS.

Mark Twain's own books were always being excommunicated by some librarian, and the matter never failed to invite the attention and amusement of the press, and the indignation of many correspondents.

Usually the books were Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, the morals of which were not regarded as wholly exemplary.But in 1907 a small library, in a very small town, attained a day's national notoriety by putting the ban on Eve's Diary, not so much on account of its text as for the chaste and exquisite illustrations by Lester Ralph.When the reporters came in a troop to learn about it, the author said: "Ibelieve this time the trouble is mainly with the pictures.I did not draw them.I wish I had--they are so beautiful."Just at this time, Dr.William Lyon Phelps, of Yale, was giving a literary talk to the Teachers' Club, of Hartford, dwelling on the superlative value of Mark Twain's writings for readers old and young.Mrs.F.G.Whitmore, an old Hartford friend, wrote Clemens of the things that Phelps had said, as consolation for Eve's latest banishment.This gave him a chance to add something to what he had said to the reporters.

To Mrs.Whitmore, in Hartford:

Feb.7, 1907.

DEAR MRS.WHITMORE,--But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.But even if it angered me such words as those of Professor Phelps would take the sting all out.Nobody attaches weight to the freaks of the Charlton Library, but when a man like Phelps speaks, the world gives attention.Some day I hope to meet him and thank him for his courage for saying those things out in public.

Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

I hope you are all well and happy; and thereto I add my love.

Sincerely yours, S.L.CLEMENS.

In May, 1907, Mark Twain was invited to England to receive from Oxford the degree of Literary Doctor.It was an honor that came to him as a sort of laurel crown at the end of a great career, and gratified him exceedingly.To Moberly Bell, of the London Times, he expressed his appreciation.Bell had been over in April and Clemens believed him concerned in the matter.

To Moberly Bell, in London:

21 FIFTH AVENUE, May 3, '07

DEAR MR.BELL,--Your hand is in it! and you have my best thanks.

Although I wouldn't cross an ocean again for the price of the ship that carried me, I am glad to do it for an Oxford degree.I shall plan to sail for England a shade before the middle of June, so that I can have a few days in London before the 26th.

Sincerely, S.L.CLEMENS.

He had taken a house at Tuxedo for the summer, desiring to be near New York City, and in the next letter he writes Mr.Rogers concerning his London plans.We discover, also, in this letter that he has begun work on the Redding home and the cost is to come entirely out of the autobiographical chapters then running in the North American Review.It may be of passing interest to note here that he had the usual house-builder's fortune.He received thirty thousand dollars for the chapters; the house cost him nearly double that amount.

To H.H.Rogers, in New York:

TUXEDO PARK, May 29, '07.

DEAR ADMIRAL,--Why hang it, I am not going to see you and Mrs.Rogers at all in England! It is a great disappointment.I leave there a month from now--June 29.No, I shall see you; for by your itinerary you are most likely to come to London June 21st or along there.So that is very good and satisfactory.I have declined all engagements but two--Whitelaw Reid (dinner) June 21, and the Pilgrims (lunch), June 25.The Oxford ceremony is June 26.I have paid my return passage in the Minne-something, but it is just possible that I may want to stay in England a week or two longer--I can't tell, yet.I do very much want to meet up with the boys for the last time.

I have signed the contract for the building of the house on my Connecticut farm and specified the cost limit, and work has been begun.

The cost has to all come out of a year's instalments of Autobiography in the N.A.Review.

Clara, is winning her way to success and distinction with sure and steady strides.By all accounts she is singing like a bird, and is not afraid on the concert stage any more.

Tuxedo is a charming place; I think it hasn't its equal anywhere.

Very best wishes to you both.

S.L.C.

同类推荐
  • JENNY

    JENNY

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 过江七事

    过江七事

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • The Arrow of Gold

    The Arrow of Gold

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 女科经纶

    女科经纶

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 艺增篇

    艺增篇

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
热门推荐
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 拖走小怪兽

    拖走小怪兽

    有人问幸福是什么?宁鑫的回答是:猫吃鱼,狗吃肉,小怪兽打小怪兽!旁观党:WHAT?内讧啊?NO!NO!NO!这只不过是宁鑫玩了小怪兽的号来欺负正儿八经的主人罢了。旁观党:什么?竟然有你这么卑鄙的人!宁鑫:非也非也,俺们不过是周瑜打黄盖,一个愿打一个愿挨。是吧,小怪兽?张弈(小怪兽):嗯。宁鑫:俺的目标就是执怪之手,将兽拖走!张弈(小怪兽):( ̄口 ̄)!!你还能正常点不?
  • 盛世唐人

    盛世唐人

    现世后人瞻仰贞观盛况,四海升平,外族臣服,始至唐末,社稷崩塌,大唐荣耀不在。理工男萧湘机缘巧合穿越至贞观初年,立于长安城外,萧湘心潮澎湃,立志尽毕生之力,使大唐国祚不衰!
  • 我在万界投放秘境

    我在万界投放秘境

    屌丝王大赦获得“万界秘境投放系统”,他依靠着秘境,大量兑换神秘道具,前往万界装逼的故事。(简介无力,请看正文)
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 雪域封心

    雪域封心

    生来天赋异秉,与众不同的蓝瞳少年苏云与天性憨厚老实讲责任的苏风,生而不同的两兄弟在这片剑与魔法并存的大路上注定有着截然不同的命运。使命与责任,背负与救赎,这都是他们不得不去面对的,而最后的一切,都源于他们的选择。(第一次写,希望写个不一样的小说,希望大家喜欢,永久免费)。
  • 神级天赋之百倍经验

    神级天赋之百倍经验

    李莱穿越到初代星际神话游戏世界,成为了一名极其罕见的造物师。一万点积分只能学会一种最基础的造物知识,两万点积分也只能融合出一张最初级的装备设计图,造物师的发展之路,就是需要海量的经验才能熬出彩头。李莱很幸运,因为开局就获得了神级天赋百倍经验,他并没有因为经验一事而有过苦恼。靠着制作各种装备、符印、阵法、丹药、等等,李莱在这个游戏世界活得十分精彩和潇洒。
  • 薄寒艺术

    薄寒艺术

    仓库里传来惨叫却无人应答……第二天发现没有双腿女尸……她什么也没有看见……却被监控指控杀人……据传因压力太大自杀,有目击者称死前死者十分痛苦……手舞足蹈面目狰狞……“你听说了吗?她杀了人。”……
  • 复仇魔女之强势归来

    复仇魔女之强势归来

    萧九月,各家千金会的琴棋书画她都不会,各家千金不会的散打柔道空手道她全都会。因此,被称为萧家执跨大小姐。许秋怡脾气暴得一批,但凡她听到不合自己意的话,她会瞬间上去开撕。也是安城有名的混世魔女。沐舒汐天生小吃货性格,见到吃的就无法自拔!你可别以为她单纯可爱,她就是披着羊皮的狼![男主不重要~][男强女强!欢迎入坑~]