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第36章

LETTERS 1864-66.SAN FRANCISCO AND HAWAII

Life on the Comstock came to an end for Mark Twain in May, 1864.It was the time of The Flour Sack Sanitary Fund, the story of which he has told in Roughing It.He does not, however, refer to the troubles which this special fund brought upon himself.Coming into the Enterprise office one night, after a gay day of "Fund"celebration, Clemens wrote, for next day's paper, a paragraph intended to be merely playful, but which proved highly offending to certain ladies concerned with the flour-sack enterprise.No files of the paper exist today, so we cannot judge of the quality of humor that stirred up trouble.

The trouble, however, was genuine enough, Virginia's rival paper seized upon the chance to humiliate its enemy, and presently words were passed back and forth until nothing was left to write but a challenge.The story of this duel, which did not come off, has been quite fully told elsewhere, both by Mark Twain and the present writer; but the following letter--a revelation of his inner feelings in the matter of his offense--has never before been published.

To Mrs.Cutler, in Carson City:

VIRGINIA, May 23rd, 1864.

MRS.W.K.CUTLER:

MADAM,--I address a lady in every sense of the term.Mrs.Clemens has informed me of everything that has occurred in Carson in connection with that unfortunate item of mine about the Sanitary Funds accruing from the ball, and from what I can understand, you are almost the only lady in your city who has understood the circumstances under which my fault was committed, or who has shown any disposition to be lenient with me.Had the note of the ladies been properly worded, I would have published an ample apology instantly--and possibly I might even have done so anyhow, had that note arrived at any other time--but it came at a moment when Iwas in the midst of what ought to have been a deadly quarrel with the publishers of the Union, and I could not come out and make public apologies to any one at such a time.It is bad policy to do it even now (as challenges have already passed between myself and a proprietor of the Union, and the matter is still in abeyance,) but I suppose I had better say a word or two to show the ladies that I did not wilfully and maliciously do them a wrong.

But my chief object, Mrs.Cutler, in writing you this note (and you will pardon the liberty I have taken,) was to thank you very kindly and sincerely for the consideration you have shown me in this matter, and for your continued friendship for Mollie while others are disposed to withdraw theirs on account of a fault for which I alone am responsible.

Very truly yours, SAM.L.CLEMENS.

The matter did not end with the failure of the duel.A very strict law had just been passed, ****** it a felony even to send or accept a challenge.Clemens, on the whole, rather tired of Virginia City and Carson, thought it a good time to go across the mountains to San Francisco.With Steve Gillis, a printer, of whom he was very fond--an inveterate joker, who had been more than half responsible for the proposed duel, and was to have served as his second--he took the stage one morning, and in due time was in the California metropolis, at work on the Morning Call.

Clemens had been several times in San Francisco, and loved the place.We have no letter of that summer, the first being dated several months after his arrival.He was still working on the Call when it was written, and contributing literary articles to the Californian, of which Bret Harte, unknown to fame, was editor.

Harte had his office just above the rooms of the Call, and he and Clemens were good friends.San Francisco had a real literary group that, for a time at least, centered around the offices of the Golden Era.In a letter that follows Clemens would seem to have scorned this publication, but he was a frequent contributor to it at one period.Joaquin Miller was of this band of literary pioneers; also Prentice Mulford, Charles Warren Stoddard, Fitzhugh Ludlow, and Orpheus C.Kerr.

To Mrs.Jane Clemens and Mrs.Moffett, in St.Louis:

Sept.25, 1864.

MY DEAR MOTHER AND SISTER,--You can see by my picture that this superb climate agrees with me.And it ought, after living where I was never out of sight of snow peaks twenty-four hours during three years.Here we have neither snow nor cold weather; fires are never lighted, and yet summer clothes are never worn--you wear spring clothing the year round.

Steve Gillis, who has been my comrade for two years, and who came down here with me, is to be married, in a week or two, to a very pretty girl worth $130,000 in her own right--and then I shall be alone again, until they build a house, which they will do shortly.

We have been here only four months, yet we have changed our lodgings five times, and our hotel twice.We are very comfortably fixed where we are, now, and have no fault to find with the rooms or with the people--we are the only lodgers in a well-to-do private family, with one grown daughter and a piano in the parlor adjoining our room.But I need a change, and must move again.I have taken rooms further down the street.I shall stay in this little quiet street, because it is full of gardens and shrubbery, and there are none but dwelling houses in it.

I am taking life easy, now, and I mean to keep it up for awhile.I don't work at night any more.I told the "Call" folks to pay me $25 a week and let me work only in daylight.So I get up at ten every morning, and quit work at five or six in the afternoon.You ask if I work for greenbacks?

Hardly.What do you suppose I could do with greenbacks here?

I have engaged to write for the new literary paper--the "Californian"--same pay I used to receive on the "Golden Era"--one article a week, fifty dollars a month.I quit the "Era," long ago.It wasn't high-toned enough.The "Californian" circulates among the highest class of the community, and is the best weekly literary paper in the United States --and I suppose I ought to know.

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