Three mice walked into a pub. The first mouse bragged,"When I see a mousetrap, I set it off, and when the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it 20 times to work up an appetite and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse bragged,"Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I grind it up and add it to my coffee to build up my strength."
The third mouse said,"Can't stay long. I've got a date with a cat."
三只老鼠
三只老鼠走进了一家酒店。第一只老鼠吹嘘说：“我看到捕老鼠器时，就把它弄开。当铁栅栏落下时，我就用牙咬住它，上下推举20次，以此来激发我的食欲，然后带着奶酪溜之大吉。”
第二只老鼠夸口说：“我看见鼠药时，就把它嚼成碎末，然后加进我的咖啡，以此来增加我的力量。”
第三只老鼠说：“我不能久留。我和一只猫还有个约会呢。”
