A male crab asked a female crab to marry him.She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways."Wow, "she thought,"this crab is really special. I can't let him get away."So they got married immediately.
The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset."What happened?"she asked,"You used to walk straight before we married."
"Oh, honey, "he replied,"I can't drink that much every day."
喝醉的螃蟹
一只公螃蟹向一只母螃蟹求婚。母螃蟹注意到，这只公螃蟹走路直着走，而不是横着爬。“哇！”她心想，“这只螃蟹可真特别。我绝不能错过他。”于是他们立马结婚了。
第二天，母螃蟹发现她的新婚老公竟然横着爬，与其他螃蟹没有什么两样，她很是沮丧。“怎么回事？”她问道，“我们结婚前你是直着走路的。”
“哦，亲爱的，”公螃蟹回答道，“我总不能每天都喝高吧。”
