'The king of the vipers!'said I,interrupting him;'have the vipers a king?''As sure as we have,'said the old man-'as sure as we have King George to rule over us,have these reptiles a king to rule over them.''And where did you see him?'said I.'I will tell you,'said the old man,'though I don't like talking about the matter.It may be about seven years ago that I happened to be far down yonder to the west,on the other side of England,nearly two hundred miles from here,following my business.It was a very sultry day,I remember,and I had been out several hours catching creatures.It might be about three o'clock in the afternoon,when I found myself on some heathy land near the sea,on the ridge of a hill,the side of which,nearly as far down as the sea,was heath;but on the top there was arable ground,which had been planted,and from which the harvest had been gathered-oats or barley,I know not which-but I remember that the ground was covered with stubble.Well,about three o'clock,as I told you before,what with the heat of the day and from having walked about for hours in a lazy way,I felt very tired;so I determined to have a sleep,and I laid myself down,my head just on the ridge of the hill,towards the field,and my body over the side down amongst the heath;my bag,which was nearly filled with creatures,lay at a little distance from my face;the creatures were struggling in it,Iremember,and I thought to myself,how much more comfortably off Iwas than they;I was taking my ease on the nice open hill,cooled with the breezes,whilst they were in the nasty close bag,coiling about one another,and breaking their very hearts,all to no purpose:and I felt quite comfortable and happy in the thought,and little by little closed my eyes,and fell into the sweetest snooze that ever I was in in all my life;and there I lay over the hill's side,with my head half in the field,I don't know how long,all dead asleep.At last it seemed to me that I heard a noise in my sleep,something like a thing moving,very faint,however,far away;then it died,and then it came again upon my ear as I slept,and now it appeared almost as if I heard crackle,crackle;then it died again,or I became yet more dead asleep than before,I know not which,but I certainly lay some time without hearing it.All of a sudden I became awake,and there was I,on the ridge of the hill,with my cheek on the ground towards the stubble,with a noise in my ear like that of something moving towards me amongst the stubble of the field;well,I lay a moment or two listening to the noise,and then I became frightened,for I did not like the noise at all,it sounded so odd;so I rolled myself on my belly,and looked towards the stubble.Mercy upon us!there was a huge snake,or rather a dreadful viper,for it was all yellow and gold,moving towards me,bearing its head about a foot and a half above the ground,the dry stubble crackling beneath its outrageous belly.It might be about five yards off when I first saw it,****** straight towards me,child,as if it would devour me.I lay quite still,for I was stupefied with horror,whilst the creature came still nearer;and now it was nearly upon me,when it suddenly drew back a little,and then-what do you think?-it lifted its head and chest high in the air,and high over my face as I looked up,flickering at me with its tongue as if it would fly at my face.
Child,what I felt at that moment I can scarcely say,but it was a sufficient punishment for all the sins I ever committed;and there we two were,I looking up at the viper,and the viper looking down upon me,flickering at me with its tongue.It was only the kindness of God that saved me:all at once there was a loud noise,the report of a gun,for a fowler was shooting at a covey of birds,a little way off in the stubble.Whereupon the viper sunk its head,and immediately made off over the ridge of the hill,down in the direction of the sea.As it passed by me,however-and it passed close by me-it hesitated a moment,as if it was doubtful whether it should not seize me;it did not,however,but made off down the hill.It has often struck me that he was angry with me,and came upon me unawares for presuming to meddle with his people,as I have always been in the habit of doing.'
'But,'said I,'how do you know that it was the king of the vipers?'
'How do I know!'said the old man,'who else should it be?There was as much difference between it and other reptiles as between King George and other people.'
'Is King George,then,different from other people?'I demanded.
'Of course,'said the old man;'I have never seen him myself,but Ihave heard people say that he is a ten times greater man than other folks;indeed,it stands to reason that he must be different from the rest,else people would not be so eager to see him.Do you think,child,that people would be fools enough to run a matter of twenty or thirty miles to see the king,provided King George-'
'Haven't the French a king?'I demanded.
'Yes,'said the old man,'or something much the same,and a queer one he is;not quite so big as King George,they say,but quite as terrible a fellow.What of him?'
'Suppose he should come to Norman Cross!'
'What should he do at Norman Cross,child?'
'Why,you were talking about the vipers in your bag breaking their hearts,and so on,and their king coming to help them.Now,suppose the French king should hear of his people being in trouble at Norman Cross,and-'
'He can't come,child,'said the old man,rubbing his hands,'the water lies between.The French don't like the water;neither vipers nor Frenchmen take kindly to the water,child.'
When the old man left the country,which he did a few days after the conversation which I have just related,he left me the reptile which he had tamed and rendered quite harmless by removing the fangs.I was in the habit of feeding it with milk,and frequently carried it abroad with me in my walks.
